Delicate negotiations.
Look ladies, I promise I will absolutely BATH in lube…just let me in your ass.
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WHILE OTHERS CONSIDER IT “DISGUSTING”, YOU KNOW IT’S SO, SO VERY WONDERFUL.
Best gif ever.
1.) I so couldn’t. I have to make sure there are no animals in the room even when I masturbate.
2.) The look on the pug’s face is absolutely hilarious.
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Re-registering my account when I wake up. And going on cam on monday! I would tomorrow, but I promised grandma I would bathe the puppies when I wake up.
So monday, it’s cammin’ time!!!!
I rearranged my room and found out a great new, super sexy and even better way to deliver my cam shows! Woot, woot! So, Mitchell gets the first new and improved show tomorrow after work. Teehee ;)
So monday, I’m FOR SURE making new content. And going to spend a couple hours on each of the sites I’m on to get a feel for them. So, I’m for sure waking up early to make sue I get lotsa cammin’ done.
Time to make dat monay!!!
Is it odd that I’m so excited? lol
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Love this!
Lipstick: Euphoria by CoverGirl
Gloss: Wetslicks in Blackberry Splash by CoverGirl
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This is awkward. A guy just contributed $30 for me to just have a dirty IM session. Haha, I usually try to stay away from dirty talk. (I don’t even like it in real life.) But, lmfao, this is so funny. And apparently I’m betyter than i thought it was.
TMI again, I know.
Stfu, it’s my blog.
I just made this….my first meme. lol
I was supposed to go back to work at the club tomorrow night, but I was having such bad anxiety about it that I made up an excuse to get out of it. But I definitely have to work next weekend, so maybe I’ll tape this to my locker for motivation. Ha!
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TITS TITS TITS TITS TITS TITS.
I’m fucking obnoxious.
…I got a new bra and almost posted a pic like this. Fuck you guys for beating me to it. But, LOVE DEM TITTIES!!!!! <3 love you girls!
NIGHTNIGHT by DEDDY